is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The Olympian is in my bed
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