Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my sisters under your porch take her home
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
The ass gains better be worth it
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