Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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