yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
