I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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