Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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