I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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