seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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