oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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