windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Drunk is a universal language darling
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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