: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My cat gives me a boner
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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