Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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