Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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