she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I am naked and annoyed.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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