white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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