Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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