Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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