I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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