The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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