do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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