this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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