can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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