3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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