I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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