you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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