He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
