Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
