Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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