He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize
