I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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