I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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