You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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