either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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