The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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