What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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