why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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