he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
