that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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