my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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