You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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