Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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