I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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