Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
that may or may not have been my penis.
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