I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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