Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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