Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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