id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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