I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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