I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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