season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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