OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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