so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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