like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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