I accidentally burped into my bong.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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