it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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