Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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