i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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